Hey. I’m Back!!

‘So you think these will work?’

Hold on. Before you run screaming and wailing ‘no! I thought we’d gotten rid of her’, first let me explain. Then you can scream and wail as much as you like, okay.

Well, as you obviously know, I haven’t been around the past couple of weeks. Please, be decent enough to keep your cheering to a low-level. Can I continue! My laptop battery finally gave up. Yes, it died, and yes, I was the one doing the wailing and screaming (and I thought my mood swings and hot flushes were bad enough), because I had to wait for my dear hubbie to get paid before I could get a new one. No, my problems aren’t over, lappie still insists it likes the blue screen far better than my stories, or games or blogging (it never had any taste. No, I didn’t mean that. Nice lappie). So I’m not fully up and functioning yet, fingers crossed and everything else crossable, too.

Are you still there by any chance? I’ll keep going anyway, I’m used to prattling on to myself.

For those of you who have kindly commented on my old posts in my absence, I will get round to answering you all. For the posts that I’ve missed, unfortunately I won’t be able to catch up with them (there’s far too many and not enough hours. Not unless I pull a twenty-four hour bender, and that ain’t gonna happen. Sorry but its Super Bowl tomorrow night, and I need my sleep. Yes, I know I’m English). But as of today, I’ll give them my undivided attention.

So please, *I’m grovelling here* I’ve been extremely lonely without my blogging compadres, and if you’d be so kind as to accept me back into the fold, I’d be damn grateful.

Well, that’s it really. I won’t bore you with the details of my uneventful break, believe me, it was nothing worth writing about. Well, except that I’ve finished Eight. Okay I’m going, hope to see you around the blogosphere. 😉