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Slippery… or just plain Difficult? – by Musk Oxen

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**DISLAIMER ALERT**

This post contains scenes of moderate adult content. Please note I stated ‘MODERATE‘. If you wish to continue, don’t blame me. I did warn you. Again I call upon your better judgement when I say, this post is not suitable for children. If like me you have a childish streak, however, then who am I to stop you.

Please also take the time to check out the other stories of my fellow brain-zapped frazzled passengers.

All Aboard!

Day 6. I spent the night in surgery, having a jack-in-the-box removed from; somewhere I don’t feel needs a mention. I discharged myself and headed home. Cupid would be a tough nut to crack. No one had seen her since that night of 2011.

I slipped the iced do-nut on the seat, and lowered myself on to the chair. Damn, it felt good. Then took a slug of Gingerbread Whisky and turned on my laptop. I pulled the crumpled piece of paper from my pocket, it had taken ten chocolate coins to get this lead, but it was worth it.

Cupid was running a dating site called ‘Fur & Hooves’. Fake, of course. ‘Whips & Chains’ more like. My snitch had gotten me in the back door, so to speak, but I’d never have thought sweet little Cupid was an S&M freak. I tapped in the secret password, took another slug and waited.

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My laptop pinged. She was definitely raring to go! I stared at the screen.

I’d struck out, this was one interview doomed to failure. Maybe not though?

I stretched for the paper, wincing as a stitch popped open. Fulfil my needs, yeah right. No way was I going to let anyone paddle my arse! Nevertheless, I couldn’t help smiling.

That will be fine. I typed in return.

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6 Comments

  1. Blogdramedy says:

    Gingerbread whiskey. Yum! Fur & Hooves. Scary!

  2. elleturner4 says:

    Iced do nut- excellent 🙂 And who’s the snitch??

  3. stevebetz says:

    You have to be so careful with these online things… 😉

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